Freakishly Happy

A few weeks ago we were running low on toilet paper again, so while I was at our local village grocery I picked some up. As usual I picked up the cheapest stuff I could find for the best value, which just happened to be the 3 times recycled, environmentally friendly stuff. (Now I know what you're thinking, recycled toilet paper just CAN'T be a good idea, but hey it was cheap.)

Every could of spins of the roll there is a ply that says "Danke" or "Thank You" in German. Now, I realize that it's thanking me for doing the environmentally friendly thing by using their brand, but I really like to think that they're thanking me for doing my business.

This toilet paper has made the Gross Toilet of Doom more bearable, and now I look forward to that little bit of affirmation when using the loo.