Freakishly Happy

Ranting:
This is not a real rant but it's not a recipe either.  I am the proud owner of Wells Country Store, also known fondly as Juli's Flour Shoppe because of the yummy baked goods made in my little kitchen.   We have  "Vermont" T-shirts, and "Lake St. Catherine" T-shirts, even "Wells Country Store" T-shirts, but me and the girls have been talking that we need   "Juli's flour shoppe"  T-shirts.  We are going to put in fun writing above the "boob-line" "juli's flour shoppe" and on the back in a space no bigger than an index card fun "isms".  Like  "the deepest, darkest, hottest place in H@** are reserved for people who budge to the front of the muffin line"  OR, "but Suzie, I don't want to play store anymore"  OR "workin' the corner" OR "northern comfort in a bag" OR "two muffins in a sack are better than a bird in the hand". . . as you can probably see we need some help here.  So here's the request:  send me something to use and I will sign your name to it and send you a free T-shirt.  Deal? Thanks, Jule